Children Quote by Brady Udall

“The only ones untouched by the keen madness of the times were the children and the dogs. And the dogs seemed a little nervous.”

— Daniel Abraham

“. . . Golden would find himself thinking that if he ever became delusional or foolhardy enough to outfit one of his houses with…

— Brady Udall

“Such a better world it would be if we all had the morals of a Golden Retriever; butt sniffing notwithstanding.”

— A.A. Bell

“As a child I liked to piss on the carpet. The carpet rotted and I blamed it on the dog.”

— Sarah Kane

“I WAS SITTING IN a taxi, wondering if I had overdressed for the evening, when I looked out the window and saw Mom rooting…

— Jeannette Walls

“a couple of friends who looked like they had eaten their children for Christmas breakfast and then thrown the bones to their dogs.”

— Roland Smith

“Worst parent on the planet. All he knew how to do was bark orders and walk away. He didn't understand that his daughter was…

— Jami Attenberg

“The old woman had an old dog, but he hardly counted any more. He was so old that he looked like a stuffed dog.…

— Richard Brautigan

“Her father was cold and distant, more likely to cuddle the family dog than one of his own children. He believed that hard work…

— Daniel James Brown

“Why was the mother flea so unhappy? A: All her children have gone to the dogs!”

— Uncle Amon

“When I was ten, we had a dog. He humped everything and anything—from the maid’s leg to my parents’ four-poster bed. He was insatiable.…

— Emma Chase

“He is so poor that he could not keep a dog.”

— Longus