Bald Quote by Nikhil Saluja Download Open image “If you're a bald guy who can't grow hair, put mud on your head and grow some grass.” — Nikhil Saluja ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Bald Bald Guy Grow Grass Grow Hair Hair Hair Mud
There is nothing like instances to grow hair on a bald-headed argument. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
A bald head pussy ain't shit, got them razor bumps bitch, grow some hair and get legit! — Pimp C Copy Share Image
I wish I had more hair on my head. Maybe if I sprinkled fertilizer on it, it would grow — Kylie Bax Copy Share Image
If you have a bald head don't walk out in the sun because you will get burned. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Short of spending $10,000, there is nothing you can do to your head to hide the fact that you're going bald. — Jennifer Coolidge Copy Share Image
It hurts the bald-head just as much as the thatched-head to have his hairs plucked. — Bion of Borysthenes Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Given a choice between two bald political candidates, the American people will vote for the less bald of the two. — Victor Gold Copy Share Image
Because I'm a bald, dim-witted writer, people think I couldn't possibly be her husband, so they occasionally confuse me for someone more glamorous. At… — Steve Rushin Copy Share Image
I'm looking forward to go bald for a film but nothing has been offered to me yet. Given a chance I'd take a pair… — Akshara Haasan Copy Share Image
Yes, Clay Matthews has a long, golden, Fabio-esque flowing mane that most women would chick-slap someone for. And yes, the shiny, beautiful, dark locks… — Julie Foudy Copy Share Image
One of my strongest memories is my father playing bongos in the living room in Detroit listening to Motown radio. He was this skinny… — Sufjan Stevens Copy Share Image
When I finally returned home after my five-week hospitalization, I could feel the stares of strangers on my bald head and thinning eyebrows. Everywhere… — Suleika Jaouad Copy Share Image
I worked with him on 'Agneepath,' where we acted together. I played his uncle. Everyone, including Amitabh himself, wondered how I would play his… — Tinnu Anand Copy Share Image
He had black hair anybody could see was dyed, and even had one long piece wrapped around his head in that way some men… — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
“Have you been in the room?” “Ain’t but the one key. I tolds ya she didn’t bring it back this mornin’. What’s all this?… — J.T. Ellison Copy Share Image
I don't want to be rude to the afflicted but Uncle Eddie is bald in a way which is the baldest I have ever… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
