Foreplay Quote by Nikhil Saluja

If God Was A Woman… Sex would smell like chocolate

— Nikhil Saluja

If God Was A Woman… Sex would last longer than 30 seconds

— Nikhil Saluja

If God Was A Woman… Men would be born with a permanent erection

— Nikhil Saluja

If God Was A Woman… Men would come equipped with homing device for quick location by wife

— Nikhil Saluja

God gave women butt-holes for a reason, and that reason is for sex. Sorry ladies, they're Gods rules not mine.

— Nikhil Saluja

If God Was A Woman… All women would have the same size breasts

— Nikhil Saluja

If God Was A Woman… Men would be born with an OFF switch

— Nikhil Saluja

Sometimes I wonder why God ever trusts talent in the hands of women, they usually make such an infernal mess of it. I think…

— Willa Cather

No matter how entrenched in the imagination of the average Christian the image of a male God might be, theological tradition has never assigned…

— Sandra Marie Schneiders

“I feel compelled to make another 'nonapology.' Many readers are likely to be concerned about my use of masculine pronouns in relation to God.…

— M. Scott Peck

“TRAN-SCRIPT-URES If women had dominated religion - would we have referred to God as 'she'?”

— Kamil Ali

If God Was A Woman… There would be no Hooters

— Nikhil Saluja