“Blake,” Eliana says too softly. “You’re drunk… and high.” “So are you.” “We’re… at work.” “Drinking and smoking.” Eliana smiles, she’s staring… — Daneh Copy Share Image
“Just before we have sex, the question often is: To pee, or not to pee?” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Ô, the wine of a woman from heaven is sent, more perfect than all that a man can invent.” — Roman Payne Copy Share Image
“A seemingly simple task like taking a bath or wearing a condom feels like multitasking to someone who suffers from hemiplegia or… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“In that case, hell, I'll even spring for the coffee. Unless you're some kind of damned tea-drinking Englishman, in which case you… — M. Chandler Copy Share Image
“You may know where to touch her, but that doesn't mean you know how to touch her. Take time to learn what… — Stephan Labossiere Copy Share Image
“I have come to realize that my stupid gestures excites women alot, and if I'm really stupid, i will dare to take… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“There would definitely be way fewer instances of cheating, if the average couple did not have sex only when the woman feels… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Looking at what 'foreplay' is, 'sexual intercourse' is a game.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“The fact that the person who you are sleeping with is also sleeping with another person or other people does not necessarily… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“The mistake the two of us made,’ I said, ‘was that we skimped the foreplay. I’m not blaming you, it was as… — J.M. Coetzee Copy Share Image