Quote by Jarod Kintz

“The only problem with having sex with a goat is you have to walk around to the front when you want to kiss them.”

— Anonymous

“I think that people should be free to to engage in any sexual practices they choose. They should draw the line at goats,though.”

— Anonymous

“Looking at what 'foreplay' is, 'sexual intercourse' is a game.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

When all gurls/bhoy grow up they say shag a sheep some end up doing it with the fucking sheep

— Finlay

“You're living your days at the moment how a sheep grazes, meandering, not engaged with anything much.”

— Nikki Gemmell

“Americans have never really caught on to the idea of eating sheep. I think they think it's cissy.”

— Hugh Laurie

It is the duty of a good shepherd to shear his sheep, not to skin them.

— Tiberius

“To create a kind of balance between a butcher and a sheep, you either take the knife from the butcher or teach the sheep…

— Mehmet Murat ildan

“Well, all I can say is that sheep are content, day after day in the field munching, minding their own business, not hurting anyone,…

— Mark Kloss

“He doesn’t have sex with sheep—he sleeps with scapegoats. He is my father, and I haven’t seen him since before I was born.”

— Jarod Kintz

“It is only wishful thinking that makes a sheep seek that a lion feeds on grass just to make it comfortable.”

— Magnus Nwagu Amudi

“think you just like tethering goats.” “Well, be sure to tell me when your rope begins”

— John Connolly