Quote by Nikhil Saluja

I've been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper. Honest, I only meant to rough him up a bit.

— Nikhil Saluja

Masturbate with sandpaper!

— Jugi Steady

Etiquette? What kind of etiquette was there in someone trying to murder me?

— Jennifer Estep

Gentlemen, I find the law very explicit on murdering your fellow man, but there's nothing here about killing a Chinaman. Case dismissed.

— Roy Bean

What do you have when you have an agent buried up to his neck in sand? Not enough sand.

— Pat Williams

In films murders are always very clean. I show how difficult it is and what a messy thing it is to kill a man.

— Alfred Hitchcock

I was getting money for showing one man killing another. Two lives were destroyed and I was getting paid for it. (On his 1968…

— Eddie Adams

Last time I saw him he tried to murder me. But when you're trying to kill someone by chopping their head off, rolling them…

— Colin Mochrie

I never killed anyone. I avoid going over that edge by writing about a guy who has taken a flying leap over it.

— Jhonen Vasquez

I killed the President because he was the enemy of the good people – the good working people. I am not sorry for my crime.

— Leon Czolgosz

And, quite frankly, I fully expected to be charged with murder, because they weren't charging anybody. I did it in terms of, I felt…

— Patty Hearst

I just killed the beat, then I beat the murder charge

— Lil Wayne