Quote by Nikhil Saluja Download Open image “A girls mouth is like a couch, once your dick gets in it, it becomes real fucking cumfy.” — Nikhil Saluja ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare
I heard you boys talking down bumpin lips but big mouths is only good for sucking dicks. — South Park Mexican Copy Share Image
Girls would say: "I have a boyfriend for that." So in addition to putting their pleasure literally into someone else's hands - an inept… — Peggy Orenstein Copy Share Image
Okay seriously.. to all you girls out there, after you give a blowjob to us don't try and kiss us alright? Your breath smells… — Mitchell Sakundiak Copy Share Image
Do girls really look at penises and say Wow, I can't wait to put that in my mouth? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
ProTip: Tell a girl she has nice lips and shell suck your dick right then and there. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I got this girl dropped out the army and she suck dick from the base, if she don't know nothin else the bitch gone… — Dzodiac Copy Share Image
Blowjobs: Any girl can swallow but it takes a special kind of lady to gargle. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Blowjobs are the second best thing a woman can ever do with her mouth, the first best thing is shutting the fuck up. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Now, my oral illustration be like clitoral stimulation to the female gender Ain't nothin' better Let me know when it's wet enough to enter — Andre Benjamin Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image