Humor Quote by Nicole Christie

“Don't just sit there and drool. Act like an idiot.”

— Allen Taylor

“The fact that he’d been the first guy I ever loved and the one who made me face some terrifying things about myself… well,…

— Sarina Bowen, Elle Kennedy

“I'd found him, and he was mine - cute little bugger that he was, messed up glasses, funky shoes and all.”

— Elle Casey

“Note to self; try to act normal when coming in contact with the prettiest boy you’ve ever seen. Note. Mouth closing and drool sucked…

— Amy Lunderman

“I think you’re drooling a little.”

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“Stupid Jimmy Ferris and his amazing mouth and penis. Who needed him? Not me, I could look after myself.”

— Kylie Scott

“When he realizes that Carmel’s standing behind me, he quickly checks his face for drool and tries to smooth his hair down. Unsuccessfully.”

— Kendare Blake

“I found I could only glance at him for tiny moments and then I had to look away. He was perfect enough to hurt…

— Laura Anderson Kurk

“Though he’d treated me like crap, I fell asleep thinking of how his bottom lip was slightly plumper than the top—perfect for kissing—and how…

— Inger Iversen

“I needed him to be cruel. It was easier to be disgusted by him.”

— Nashoda Rose

“He backs out the door batting those eyelashes I thought were so sexy when I first met him. Now I want to pluck them…

— Amy Reed

“I'd been surprised when I first realized that I found him attractive; that hadn't happened to me before. The fact that he turned out…

— Mira Grant