Humor Quote by Nick Jonas

I borrowed this from Kyle. My other shirt was pretty filthy." "Wow, you're wearing each other's clothes now. That's, like, best friend stuff." "Feeling…

— Cassandra Clare

“Dude, you’re creeping me out,” Kevin said, reaching for his shorts. Before he could pull them back on I dropped the hose and bee-lined…

— T.M. Frazier

“K, boys, it’s shirts against skins. Lose ‘em,” Lucy said, pointing to the guys and ignoring Thad. “I beg your pardon?” Thad said, aghast.…

— Christine James

“He looks uncomfortable, and in this respect the garb is apt. Kevin is uncomfortable; the tiny clothing replicates the same constriction that he feels…

— Lionel Shriver

“I said I was sorry, Dani..." Kevin said, as they entered the apartment. "I'm so not talking to you." "I couldn't help it! She…

— Failte

“Here," I said, the morning after the lazy, stupid Derek incident, as I intercepted Camden on his way to his locker shortly before the…

— Cherry Cheva

“GUYS! Would you give it a rest?" Kevin shouted at them, "You're standing there feeding off each other! Dad – you're trying to prove…

— Failte

“I rolled over and picked up Us Weekly magazine off the floor. The cover had a picture of Angelina, Brad, and their little Eskimo…

— Chelsea Handler

“Kevin’s head came up at this, the light in his deep brown eyes dancing with sudden amusement. “This is going to sound incredibly politically…

— Rory Ni Coileain

“I scanned through another section finding yet another thing I wasn't about to let happen. “You want to pick my clothes? What the hell…

— Amelia Hutchins

On the theft of his material by Denis Leary: "I have a scoop for you. I stole his act. I camouflaged it with punchlines,…

— Bill Hicks

“As Dave was ruffling my hair and Greg was slapping me five we heard the sound of sneakers skidding to a halt on the…

— Kelly Oram