Humor Quote by Nichole Chase

“I was ancient when the tallest trees were saplings. I walked this world in a time of dragons and giants and worse things and…

— Luke Scull

“Since you’re obviously in need of something to do, instead of shouting at me through this whole drill, isn’t there some tree you could…

— Julie James

“If you feel stuck, move. You're not a tree.”

— Germany Kent

“You're not a tree. So move; make something happen.”

— Richelle E. Goodrich

“I could've punch him in the nose, but there wasn't a stepladder anywhere handy.”

— Jay Crownover

“You fell out of a tree? What are you, an acorn?”

— Steven Levenson, Dear Evan Hansen

“That's tree persons in the room now and two of us, that equals five, it's nearly full of arms and legs and chests. They're…

— Emma Donoghue

“There is the slapping of my shoes, and the trees that seem to nod and tell me, You're okay. Everything will be okay. Maybe,…

— Lauren Oliver

“I know you’re angry,” he told her. “You threw me into a tree.” “I had to.”

— G.A. Aiken

“Well, anyway, this'll be easier than knocking an elf out of a tree. Trust me.' 'How many elves have you knocked out of trees,…

— Ian Livingstone

“Oh, please. Your giant head is getting too big for this forest. Pretty soon, you're going to get stuck trying to walk between two…

— Susan Ee

“I wouldn't give ten gallons of my own piss for clear sentence that gives the sense of a tree as a tree, when I…

— David Joseph Cribbin