Humor Quote by Neil Gaiman

“Richard told me I was the most beautiful girl that had ever been born, that one glance from me set him on fire with…

— Philippa Gregory

“Never trust a man with a lunatic wife in an attic," Richard told me. "And anyone named Heathcliff should make you suspicious.”

— John Irving

“Ah, well..." I started to say, and then stopped. So that was where he was going; I'd heard it before. Richard had told me…

— John Irving

A fine coat is but a livery when the person who wears it discovers no higher sense than that of a footman.

— Joseph Addison

“The footman entered first. “Lord Murdo Balfour, sir,” he said, addressing Mr. Chalmers. David thought stupidly, I know that name. For the briefest instant,…

— Joanna Chambers

“To wheel about in one's chair to address the footman would be completely outside the pale.”

— Sheri Cobb South

Words are but the bannerets of a great army, a few bits of waving color here and there; thoughts are the main body of…

— Henry Ward Beecher

“I don’t fuck little girls,” I told her. “I fuck little whores, though. What’s your name?”

— Isabella Starling

“Hey, Cricket. Give me five.” Honestly, it would have been better if he’d told me to fuck off.”

— Anonymous

“He seemed so terribly weak. She would have had more respect for him if he'd told her to go fuck herself. ' I have…

— Lucinda Rosenfeld

“Oh, this was getting better and better. Beau was making a valiant effort to remain stoic, but his face betrayed the long-suffering look of…

— Ilona Andrews

“Paul is waiting... I told you Fuck Paul. You're my Beatrice. You belong to me ”

— Sylvain Reynard