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Comedy Quote by Mitch Hedberg

“Sometimes I wave to people I don't know. It's very dangerous to wave to someone you don't know, because what if they don't have a hand? They'll think you're cocky. 'Look what I got... This thing is useful. I'm gonna go pick somethin' up.'” quote by Mitch Hedberg
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“Sometimes I wave to people I don't know. It's very dangerous to wave to someone you don't know, because what if they don't have a hand? They'll think you're cocky. 'Look what I got... This thing is useful. I'm gonna go pick somethin' up.'”

Mitch Hedberg

About This Quote

Source Stand‑up Comedy: Live at the Comedy Store, 2002

Waving strangers is risky because assumptions about their abilities can lead to embarrassment or perceived arrogance.

In simple terms: Waving unknown people can be awkward.

Key Takeaway

Consider context before greeting.

Themes

social etiquette assumptions humor

Mood

lighthearted observational

Type

comedic philosophical

When to use this quote

  • public spaces
  • networking events
  • casual encounters

Key Concepts

non‑verbal communication confidence misinterpretation

Questions to Reflect On

  • When is a wave appropriate?
  • How do you gauge others’ comfort?
A Different Perspective

Misreading cues can offend.

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