Humor Quote by Minton Sparks

“Doesn't it scare you sometimes how time flies and nothing changes?”

— Ika Natassa

“The funniest thing about time is that you don’t ever really notice it until you’re waiting for something to happen.”

— Kat Kruger

“If time were a bolt of cloth ... I would cut out all the bad parts. Snip out the scary nights and stitch together…

— Rohinton Mistry

“Time is the thing that everyone knows intimately – until you ask them to tell you about It.”

— Anonymous

“I want to make time stretchier. I would like much more rubbery days, and I just wish that you could lean on a week,…

— Neil Gaiman

“Time has its own secrets, so it is best to wait upon it untill it tells.”

— Morgan Chabane

“If the moment is everthing, then everything is time.”

— Benny Bellamacina

“I think there are certain people who change the way time moves.”

— Marisa de los Santos

“Time​ is​ only​ relative when​ you're​ man.”

— Anthony T. Hincks

“I brushed my hands on the pockets of my jeans, still marvelling at the fact I wasn't wearing a gown. And that I had…

— Allison Pang

“Time doesn't go backwards, it only moves forward and no matter how much we wish it were different we can’t change anything.”

— Francette Phal

“Funny how time goes on, things change, and yet, some things stay exactly the same.”

— Lisa Schroeder