Humor Quote by Mindee Arnett

“You thought I was a werewolf?" Dervish asks. "Yes" I answer hollowly. "You ass.”

— Darren Shan

“No really, I'm a werewolf and you're a human, which essentially translates into a steak with legs.”

— Quinn Loftis

“You knew I was a werewolf the first time we met?”

— Cheree Alsop

“Some werewolves are hairy on the inside.”

— Stephen King

“ Oberon said as we walked inside. You don’t offer werewolves treats if you want to keep all your appendages. They think it’s undignified…

— Kevin Hearne

“And don’t get me started on that werewolf,” he says, propping his head on his arm. “He’s just trouble.” “Aren’t all werewolves?” I said.…

— Chelsea M. Cameron

“Jayne, do NOT wiz on the werewolves.”

— Elle Casey

“Werewolves shouldn’t be so damn hot. There was a rule against it, surely. If not, there sure as hell should be.”

— Mina Carter

“There was something wolfish about him. Not in the sexy Twilight New Moon way, but in the I’ll-eat-your-grandmother way.”

— Victoria Kahler

“Are you alright?" he asked warily. "Sure," I lied as I turned and headed for the stairs. So softly that only a werewolf could…

— Kathleen Peacock

“A werewolf.” He said the word like he was learning a foreign language and wanted to get the accent right.”

— Tielle St. Clare

“Somehow, having a deer preside over the ceremony of a werewolf and a girl seems oddly appropriate.”

— Maggie Stiefvater