Humor Quote by Mike Spohr

“Also, toddler judgment is horrible. They don’t have any. Put a twelve-month-old on a bed, and they will immediately try and crawl off headfirst…

— Jim Gaffigan

“Toddlers will attach themselves to energies that feel comfortable to them. Because energies don't lie.”

— Mitta Xinindlu

“for the most part, my peers, like me, have embarked on the eternal compromise that is dealing with a toddler. We are no longer…

— Andrea J. Buchanan

“I'm sure the other kids wouldn't mind not being lectured by another toddler over the virtues of sharing and the mental benefits of toy…

— Hayden Thorne

“One of the ridiculously difficult things about raising children is that they are constantly developing and changing so that just when you think you…

— Amy E. Spiegel

“Children are the toughest creatures on the planet, They endure”

— Katherine Rundell

“The fact is that your child is not growing out of that annoying noise they make, or the gesturing, or spinning. It’s just who…

— Linda Bennett

“Growing children are like foals. If they’re not given room to run, they’ll lash out in every direction.”

— Oliver Pötzsch

“Child Development. Oh no.”

— Kye Alfred Hillig

“Kids are clever and full of fun but, oh, they can be a terrible nuisance!”

— Alice Provensen

“Then if children make so much trouble, why do people have 'em?”

— Thomas Hardy

“Everyone is moving at the same speed toward the future. But your children are moving at that same speed with their eyes closed. So…

— Jennifer Senior