Humor Quote by Megan McCafferty Download Open image ““What is your definition of skank?' I ask. 'A skank fucks skeezas she barely knows.”” — Megan McCafferty ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Teen
“She was skanky. But she was one of those skanky skanks who looked cool. Who worked her skankedness. Who made skankdom something you’d consider… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
“But she was one of those skanky skanks who looked cool. Who worked her skankedness. Who made skankdom something you'd consider aspiring to.” — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
“Phase one, my dear, is find your inner hoochie mama." "Ahh, I get it." Sally nodded. "It's all about embracing your inner skank." Jen… — Quinn Loftis Copy Share Image
“I was the kind of girl who had no latent skank huddling deep inside,” — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
“Honestly," I said. What?" Come on. You have to admit it's sort of ridiculous." What is?" Now that I had to define it, I… — Sarah Dessen Copy Share Image
“It's hard to fuck your girlfriend when she's fucked up and you're not. It's harder than the skee-ball they used to have at the… — Sam Lipsyte Copy Share Image
“I wanted to ask her what the fuck was wrong but I had a date with a pack of skittish whores.” — Andrew Vachss Copy Share Image
“What's the big story?" he asks. "We're slacker playboys with trust funds, renting a house on Isla Mujeres." "So, aside from the house, you're… — Gayle Forman Copy Share Image
As much as I don't care about those things, I think it's human nature to not want to feel totally insignificant. — Megan McCafferty Copy Share Image
“I almost can’t believe I’m going to make myself vulnerable to him again. But what is love but the most” — Megan McCafferty Copy Share Image
I believe that what we get out of life is what we've set ourselves up to get, so there's no such thing as an… — Megan McCafferty Copy Share Image
When you say too much about anything important, it always ends up sounding more trivial than it is. Words trash it. — Megan McCafferty Copy Share Image
“Don't talk to strangers. Don't do drugs. Don't smoke. Don't drink and drive. Don't have sex. Wear a condom. Wear sunblock. Wear a seat… — Megan McCafferty Copy Share Image
You, yes, you, linger inside my heart The same you who stopped us before we could start. — Megan McCafferty Copy Share Image
I used to think that I wouldn't change anything from my past, because doing so would inevitably affect who I am now. But considering… — Megan McCafferty Copy Share Image
I know it makes sense for me and him to just break up now and just live our seperate lives and not have to… — Megan McCafferty Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
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