Humor Quote by Maya Banks Download Open image ““When I wake up, I'm going to kick your ass.”” — Maya Banks ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“When you wake up are you ready to meet the day or has the day already beaten you? Your perspective, your life!” — Monika Zands Copy Share Image
“To become a better you, look nowhere else for another alarm to blow before you wake up. Get up and rise up.” — Israelmore Ayivor Copy Share Image
“Oh, i'm going to kick his ass, and when i'm done, i'm going to squeeze his balls blue.” — Nora Roberts Copy Share Image
“Haven, baby, I need you to wake up. You have to make it. I can't do this if you don't.” — J.M. Darhower Copy Share Image
You need to worry less about what everyone else thinks and focus on what makes you happy — Maya Banks Copy Share Image
“Alaric grunted. “Someone should tell her that. I’m telling you, Ewan, she said nothing. She stared at me like I was some kind of… — Maya Banks Copy Share Image
“You know what? Fuck you man. Cant believe you’d come in here like this, especially after all we had to say in the office… — Maya Banks Copy Share Image
“She figured if people were dumb enough to believe that crap, they didn’t deserve the truth. They probably wouldn’t believe it anyway” — Maya Banks Copy Share Image
“He walked hesitantly toward her and then wrapped his arms around her in a gentle hug. “You just looked like you needed one,” he… — Maya Banks Copy Share Image
“Wait just a goddamn minute, Josie. We're not finished. No way in fuck I'm giving up that easy. You're worth fighting for.” — Maya Banks Copy Share Image
Fantasies were safe. It was a break from reality. A chance to act on desires for a short period of time. — Maya Banks Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
