Humor Quote by Mark Forsyth

Curiosity may have killed the cat, but it was the sausage-maker who disposed of the body.

— Mark Forsyth

Sausages are just funny. I don't know why. I can't explain it.

— Phoebe Waller-Bridge

I am attracted by almost any French word - written or spoken. Before I knew its meaning, I thought 'saucisson' so exquisite that it…

— Olivia De Havilland

Think of the man who first tried German sausage.

— Jerome K. Jerome

“A Short Ode To Sausage "Sad to say, there are people who regard lovers of sausages as relics from a kind of nutritional Dark…

— Daniel Klawitter

Jalapeno sausage, I love that.

— Kyle Larson

I'm a connoisseur of sausage.

— Scatman Crothers

In sausage, fat is a source of both delightfully porky flavor and a springy texture. Without enough fat, sausage will be dry and tasteless.

— Samin Nosrat

Sausage is a great deal like life. You get out of it about what you put into it.

— Jimmy Dean

Worms'-Meat, n. The finished product of which we are the raw material. The contents of the Taj Mahal, the Tombeau Napoleon and the Granitarium.…

— Ambrose Bierce

It is a frequently cited fact that English has two sets of words for farm animals and their corresponding meats. The living animals are…

— Kató Lomb

You will find a place to hide your sausage.

— Anonymous