Humor Quote by Maisey Yates
““He was nice. But the waitress spilled a drink in my lap during dinner, and then I noticed he had a piece of spinach in his teeth, and . . . you know, there’s nowhere to go but down from there.” “And then what?” “I faked a work emergency.” “Do newspaper columnists have work emergencies?” “I might have led him to believe I was an ace reporter. And that there was a robbery somewhere””
![“There were many days when [I] did not know where my next meal was coming from. But I was never afraid to work, I went where some men were digging a ditch ... [and] said I wanted to work. The boss looked at my good clothes and white hands and laughed to the others ... but he said, “All right. Spit…” quote by Nikola Tesla](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/859/nikola-tesla-1383_end-of-the-day_there-were-many-days-when-i-did-not-know_1544799.jpg)
![“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once, for example, when I was just starting out in the food business, I was hired by the caper people to develop a lot of recipes using capers, and it was weeks of…” quote by Nora Ephron](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/d79/nora-ephron-1217_business_s-ometimes-when-you-are-a-food-person-th_980.jpg)
