Humor Quote by M.L. LeGette Download Open image ““Ah, Mr. Ogg! How I like you!” Mr. Owl cheered. “Always ready to break a neck. Good fellow!”” — M.L. LeGette ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Middle-grade Murderers
Again came that ringing crow, and Peter dropped in front of them. "Greeting, boys," he cried, and mechanically they saluted, and then again was… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“We're going to bash them birds, Them rat-feathered birds. Them bad-butt owls ain't never heard 'Bout Gylfie, Soren, Dig, and Twilight Just let them… — Kathryn Lasky Copy Share Image
“What the hell was he shooting at? You? Or the birds?' 'He fired off a few rounds at me, both from here and back… — Christine Feehan Copy Share Image
That's right. You'll like Owl. He flew past a day or two ago and noticed me. He didn't actually say anything, mind you, but he knew it was me. Very friendly of him. Encouraging." Pooh and Piglet shuffled about a little and said, "Well, good-bye, Eeyore" as lingeringly as they could, but they had a long way to go, and… — Anonymous Copy Share
“Everything you say,' Geno said rather irritably, 'contradicts itself.' 'Of course it does,' the screech owl rejoined obscurely. 'Otherwise, how would anyone ever keep… — Felix Salten Copy Share Image
“Hawk always smiled when he broke bones, he said he liked the sound they made, but who could hear a bone cracking when the… — V. Theia Copy Share Image
“The seer crow was outraged. "Mangiz does not forget an insult, hedgepig." Ambrose smiled cheekily. "Good, then here's a few more for you to… — Brian Jacques Copy Share Image
“I have found that a woman who wishes a man to hear what she says can best do so by first telling him his… — Annelisa Christensen Copy Share Image
“Toad must have been very accustomed to traveling this way, balanced on the back rails of a rushing buggy, but Melena was not. She… — M.L. LeGette Copy Share Image
“He was a dastardly fellow,” the beer mug continued happily. “Truly repugnant. And smelled! Oh, lad, the stench could knock over an ox!” — M.L. LeGette Copy Share Image
“The next second a great blast of hot light erupted over Toad and Jed, but they didn't stop. Toad was trying to punch every… — M.L. LeGette Copy Share Image
“For the first time in some years, I didn't care what Father said to me, even though I knew that by the end of… — M.L. LeGette Copy Share Image
“I appreciate thieves who do their research, but at least you recognize worth when you see it.” — M.L. LeGette Copy Share Image
“In the light from the rising moon, a miniature statue shimmered on a pedestal: a statue of a dragon, carved from an enormous emerald.… — M.L. LeGette Copy Share Image
“A creature--a frightfully, awful creature--was mere feet from her. Its eyes were enormous, the size of goose eggs and milky white. Its gray, slippery… — M.L. LeGette Copy Share Image
“O sweet, sweet Joanna How torn my heart! O sweet, sweet Joanna Our kiss shall never part! O sweet, sweet Joanna How thine eyes… — M.L. LeGette Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image