Humor Quote by Lindsay Buroker Download Open image ““Nobody wants to be interrogated in his brothel suit”” — Lindsay Buroker ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“... he couldn't, as a respectable master in an English public school, have taken us to a brothel. Yet how I wish he had!… — Christopher Isherwood Copy Share Image
“Could it be, as one writer puts it, that every knock at the door of a brothel is actually a knock at the heart… — Randy Elrod Copy Share Image
“Just so I'm clear...you thought a brothel would be a suitable place to host a birthday party for a woman?” — Lindsay Buroker Copy Share Image
“They swore in the jury, and then the lawyer for the prostitution got up and begun.” — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“A brothel?” Madame chuckled at Carlyle’s timidity. “You mustn’t be scared of the word. I usually call it a Gendered Sex Club. I offer… — Ada Palmer Copy Share Image
“I'd rather be the bastard daughter of a prostitute than ever share your blood.” — Tarryn Fisher Copy Share Image
“I have to confess that while I did not fancy myself a particularly good person, I never thought my first real sexual action would… — John Green Copy Share Image
“I'm saying you would not be comfortable with casual sex. Or whatever we're talking about here. The National Honor Society version of prostitution.” — Jennifer Echols Copy Share Image
“What the Piece Work [brothel] lacked in respectability, it made up for in discretion. I'd met the doorman and clerk on half a dozen… — Nathan Yocum Copy Share Image
“No, not a prostitute. An ‘escort’ … An ‘Escort’ who’d meet me in a hotel room and do anything I asked in exchange for… — Lauren Gallagher Copy Share Image
“Jelena flew so slowly that they would have fallen out of the sky if they’d been anywhere with respectable gravity. The” — Lindsay Buroker Copy Share Image
“Then I guess Sicarius will have to follow you around all night, hovering over your shoulder while you eat. Breathing down your neck. Sharing… — Lindsay Buroker Copy Share Image
“One never knows when one might have to defend against..." Bounty hunters? Soldiers? Enforcers? "Opossums.” — Lindsay Buroker Copy Share Image
“Are you sure you're not looking for an excuse to stay in the smokestack with me?" "If we attempt to check on the weapons… — Lindsay Buroker Copy Share Image
“She had thought she had come to terms with the passing of that dream, but five years wasn’t as long ago as she sometimes… — Lindsay Buroker Copy Share Image
“She let Sicarius lead since he had that knack for getting people to move out of his way without doing anything. Amaranthe, on the… — Lindsay Buroker Copy Share Image
“A flower? Jaxi, can’t you give me something more manly to imagine than that? Fine, imagine yourself lifting your arm for Rysha again, and… — Lindsay Buroker Copy Share Image
“She abruptly understood why ranchers usually rode horses or thrust bikes to herd their charges. After shaking off her sandaled foot” — Lindsay Buroker Copy Share Image
“One who has a personality that grates like glass paper should probably choose footwear sufficient for fleeing from irritated people.” — Lindsay Buroker Copy Share Image
“Well?” she asked. “Well, what?” “You’re not going to answer?” “You didn’t ask a question.” “I did too.” “A question is denoted by a… — Lindsay Buroker Copy Share Image
“Sardelle told him to bring me after I volunteered to dispose of a dirty diaper by incinerating it. I don’t know why. If you… — Lindsay Buroker Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image