Humor Quote by Lincoln Peirce Download Open image ““How come you're always calling that TV weather guy? Yeah you're obsessed with him!”” — Lincoln Peirce ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“I'm the guy who checks the weather report every day hoping for a thunderstorm.” — J. Tonzelli Copy Share Image
“Let me tell you this: The Weather Channel is not about weather; it is about the world !” — Garth Stein Copy Share Image
“The topic of weather isn’t small talk, when you’re conversing with a meteorologist.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“IT isn't good to talk much about the weather - weather is a highly personal matter” — Yōko Tawada Copy Share Image
“I just love it when the weather man gets it wrong. It always makes me smile knowing that He controls the reins and we… — Reena Doss Copy Share Image
“I tell people my name is “The Weather,” and that I understand how they don’t have anything else to talk about besides me. Of… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I stopped humans to talk about the weather. I wasn't the chatty type, but their surprise at my noticing them seemed odd. I always… — Faith Hunter Copy Share Image
“I notice that I don’t experience much self-doubt when I’m talking about the weather.” — Jason W. Freeman Copy Share Image
The neurotic listens to weather reports about Small Craft Warnings, and he thinks: They're talking about me. — Mignon McLaughlin Copy Share Image
Theres no mystery-the EMU Club is a hit! This is a fun, funny adventure that kids will love to read. — Lincoln Peirce Copy Share Image
Give a boy - ANY boy - enough time, and he WILL eventually pick his nose! — Lincoln Peirce Copy Share Image
Galactic Hot Dogs is an insanely entertaining, eye-popping adventure! — Lincoln Peirce Copy Share Image
Wearing a bath towel around the school yard and pretending it's a cape doesn't mean you have magical powers. — Lincoln Peirce Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image