Humor Quote by Leia Shaw

“was at Hogwarts meself but I — er — got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wand…

— J.K. Rowling

“It's so Hogwarts.”

— Stephanie Perkins

“I mean, really. Who sends their kid to boarding school? It's so Hogwarts. Only mine doesn't have cute boy wizards or magic candy or…

— Stephanie Perkins

“He will only be gone from the school when none here are loyal to him,' said Harry, smiling in spite of himself.”

— J.K. Rowling

“And little girls went to charm schools. Now you've all got degrees from the University of Sarcasm.”

— Ian Rankin

“While everyone was admiring the progress of my idiots, I was searching for the reasons which could keep the happy healthy children of the…

— Maria Montessori

“I’m considered something like a graduate student and we get credits for mentoring incoming students. I definitely got lucky with my first assignment”

— Kristen Day

“Scrubbley because she’d missed the train to Hogwarts.”

— Chris d'Lacey

“Hogwarts, it is not, thought the Doctor, realising that no one would appreciate this reference for almost a century.”

— Eoin Colfer

“ Oh, Potter, you rotter, oh, what have you done, You’re killing off students, you think it’s good fun — ”

— J.K. Rowling

“Nick looked as surprised as if I’d just handed him my acceptance letter to Hogwarts”

— Heather Cocks

“we are the children of Hogwarts, and more than anything, we just want to be sorted.”

— Robin Sloan