Humor Quote by Stephanie Perkins

“It's so Hogwarts.”

— Stephanie Perkins

“we are the children of Hogwarts, and more than anything, we just want to be sorted.”

— Robin Sloan

“The petty worries of the school room must not be carried to your home or boarding place.”

— Thomas E. Sanders

“... but that's the beauty of boarding school. I make all my own decisions, small and medium, while the big ones are left up…

— Adriana Trigiani

“All kids are gifted; some just open their packages earlier than others.”

— Michael Carr

“Here’s a thing I believe about people my age: we are the children of Hogwarts, and more than anything, we just want to be…

— Robin Sloan

“Thank you for that, boy genius! Where did you graduate from? Hogwarts School for the Mentally Unbalanced?”

— Leia Shaw

“They shared a wish, a hope, a dream, They hatched a daring plan To educate young sorcerers Thus Hogwarts School began”

— J.K. Rowling

“Funny way to get to a wizards’ school, the train. Magic carpets all got punctures, have they?”

— J.K. Rowling

“So You Want To Be A Wizard?”

— Diane Duane

“ Oh, Potter, you rotter, oh, what have you done, You’re killing off students, you think it’s good fun — ”

— J.K. Rowling

“Well, Connor doesn’t believe in magic. If Hogwarts actually existed I’m sure they’d send an owl to shit on his head.”

— Krista Ritchie