Funny Quote by Lauren DeStefano

Real’ is a dirty word in this place.

— Lauren DeStefano

When somebody says to you the real USC is in L.A., tell them we were a school before they were a state.

— Darius Rucker

“The pistachio: it's just like our politics. When the two sides are divided, that's when the nuts come out.”

— Stephen Colbert

Even my mom. I have to tell her, "If you want a snack, don't go to bed with potato chips. Eat a handful of…

— Sandra Cisneros

At Baalbek Nuts I bought pistachios from the Lebanese owners, who answered my request for their thoughts on the war with the typically Lebanese…

— Robert Fisk

All events are linked together in the best of possible worlds; after all, if you had not been driven from a fine castle by…

— Voltaire

The most overrated ingredients are garlic and extra-virgin olive oil. With garlic, it's personal; I have never been that big of a fan of…

— Lela Rose

Tariqah [The Spiritual Path] without the Sharia [Islamic Law] is like having a pistachio tree without the shell. Or a walnut, a walnut cannot…

— Seyyed Hossein Nasr

And you, my best friend on earth, my soul sister who shares Chunky Monkey scoops and beefcake e-mails at the drop of a hat,…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

My trainer taught me, because he's Iranian, and that's a beautiful snack [pistachios]. I have some with me, actually, in my bag. You could…

— Sandra Cisneros

Pistachio nuts, the red ones, cure any problem.

— Paula Danziger

“But he hadn’t dealt with my mother, who was five parts artist and one part nuts, which made her all pistachios.”

— Mary Hughes

We'd need a miracle," he says. "A real one. Do you think those happen anymore?

— Sara Zarr

Is it the world that says I am real, or is it you?

— Ramana Maharshi

I'd go to the farmers' market in Santa Barbara, and I'd put out my guitar case, and I'd test out these little ditty songs…

— Katy Perry