Humor Quote by Laura Moriarty

Jesus would be framed and in jail if he was living today.

— Carson McCullers

“How would I know what Jesus would have done? That fella was a mass of contradictions as far as I can see. One minute…

— donal ryan

“If you were sitting with Jesus today, what do you think He’d want to talk about?”

— Renee Swope

“Jesus was a good guy, he didn't need this shit.”

— John Prine

“Jesus wasn’t blowing smoke. His major contribution to the world was not a set of aphorisms. He was born in a turdy barn, grew…

— Jared C. Wilson

“Jesus was worth it. Jesus was better than safety. Jesus was better than health. Jesus was better than food. Jesus was better than friends...…

— Jaquelle Crowe

“I used to think that kid might become a preacher. Now I don't see how he's going to stay out of prison. Nobody in…

— Garrison Keillor

“And if Christ had died from a barbiturate overdose, alone on the bathroom floor, would he be in heaven?”

— Chuck Palahniuk

“Jesus got up one day a little later than usual. He had been dreaming so deep there was nothing left in his head. What…

— James Tate

“Jesus was a more reliable backer, evidently, less likely to drink himself unconscious or get liver cancer. No wonder people chose Him as their…

— Barbara Kingsolver

“We spend more time asking what would Jesus do instead of what did Jesus do.”

— Tullian Tchividjian

“If God didn't mean for us to use drugs, It would never have made us such curious monkeys, nor given us so many interesting…

— Charles L. Smith