Humor Quote by Kylie Scott Download Open image ““Don't make me kill you at this hour in the morning Jimmy. It's not civilized.”” — Kylie Scott ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Lead Morning Murder
“Well, if you wake up intending to murder someone at two o'clock, you hardly think what you're going to feed the corpse for dinner.” — Tartt Donna Copy Share Image
“You are so civilized. So polite. So brave coming here alone when you know no one here would dare to touch you. So easy… — Ann Leckie Copy Share Image
“If you behave as a savage, you will be treated as one. Take the warning to heart.” — Addison Cain Copy Share Image
“It’s not easy to kill; it’s not supposed to be. If it is, then there’s something wrong with you. But sometimes good people have… — Skip Coryell Copy Share Image
“I'd long wondered if I were really a civilized person, though I kept striving to be one. I knew that at the moment I'd… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
“I was going to kill someone today. I just wasn’t sure who when I woke up this morning. I do love mornings. So full… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“Be nice to everyone you meet... but always have a plan to kill them.” — José N. Harris Copy Share Image
“Aah, man. Forty-one was far too fucking old for love at first sight. He might as well throw himself at her feet and be… — Kylie Scott Copy Share Image
“You are a constant fucking delight. I don’t think anyone could ever doubt that.” — Kylie Scott Copy Share Image
“I want you with me.” Another kiss was placed on my face. “But don’t rush into making a decision. I don’t want you regretting… — Kylie Scott Copy Share Image
“I’m sensitive. I’m nothing but a big ball of mushy sensitive stuff inside. Tell her, pumpkin.” “Your son is very sensitive,” I dutifully recited.… — Kylie Scott Copy Share Image
“...you know you can fly. If you can't, imagine the thrill of the fall.” — Kylie Scott Copy Share Image
“Alone meant absolutely no one giving me shit, involving me in shit, or generally being a shit. Alone didn't care what you wore or… — Kylie Scott Copy Share Image
“Two-thirty in the morning was kind of a bitch as times went. It fell into the in-between, nowhere land. Too late to get a… — Kylie Scott Copy Share Image
“I thought that one was going to hit me,” I said, watching the disappointed girl stalk off into the crowd. “Being your girlfriend is… — Kylie Scott Copy Share Image
“How could you have bought that girl, chained her up and yet still have managed to persuade her to give you a chance? I… — Kylie Scott Copy Share Image
“Teeth gritted, he gazed down at me. "Now that I come to think about it. I'm not real keen on your eye color, either.… — Kylie Scott Copy Share Image
“When women read romance books, one of two things generally happen.” Mal ran a hand through his lovely locks. “They either want to discuss… — Kylie Scott Copy Share Image
“Warm breath hit my most secret female flesh. Okay, enough fancy talk, it was my vagina.” — Kylie Scott Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
![“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once, for example, when I was just starting out in the food business, I was hired by the caper people to develop a lot of recipes using capers, and it was weeks of…” quote by Nora Ephron](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/d79/nora-ephron-1217_business_s-ometimes-when-you-are-a-food-person-th_980.jpg)
