Comedy Quote by Kyle Kinane

I'm glad I'm a comedian. Otherwise, my life would just be a series of undocumented low points.

— Kyle Kinane

“As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life: ~people applaud you incessantly. ~love you…

— Michael Bassey Johnson

“The way you turn a sad story around, you should be a comedian! You’re the funniest person I know.”

— Patricia Williams

Turning into a full-fledged comedian involves a lot of hardships.

— Vivek

“I don’t think being a comedian gives you any fucking insight into what makes people laugh.”

— craig ferguson

The average comedian is kind of an observer looking at everyday things that everyone could relate to and then trying to find the exaggeration…

— Aries Spears

I used to have a theory actually that, if you've had a good childhood, a good marriage and a little bit of money in…

— David Steinberg

That's the beauty of being a comedian - it's the one job you're allowed to do that. We're lucky. We're really lucky.

— Colin Quinn

I'm not a comedian. And I'm not sick. The world is sick, and I'm the doctor. I'm a surgeon with a scalpel for false…

— Lenny Bruce

Part of being a comedian is that it's your job to look at life and regurgitate it in a funny way, to point out…

— Greg Behrendt

I would not have succeeded as a comedian had I not had some hugely lucky breaks.

— Romesh Ranganathan

“Although I hate to read publicly, I began to get addicted to speaking publicly. For a grandiose opportunist like myself, AA can become a…

— Jeff Nichols