“I'm lucky I'm a comedian, 'cause otherwise my life would just be a series of undocumented low points.” — Kyle Kinane Comedy Copy Share Image
The time that I have on this earth should just be filled with good times. — Kyle Kinane Earth Copy Share Image
I'm glad I'm a comedian. Otherwise, my life would just be a series of undocumented low points. — Kyle Kinane Comedian Copy Share Image
I eat the same way Doc Brown fuels the DeLorean at the end of Back to the Future. — Kyle Kinane Brown Copy Share Image
The exciting part about life is finding out what you can't do, because you don't find out until you try to do… — Kyle Kinane About Copy Share Image
I now get to have the life I wanted when I was 18 years old. Now, I'm like, 'I can buy any… — Kyle Kinane Any Copy Share Image
It's a Vietnamese soup that answers the question, 'What happens when a former child soldier pours hot rain water over fish nightmares.'… — Kyle Kinane Answers Copy Share Image
In 2007, I had on-paper success. I got to go to that Aspen comedy festival, which was pretty exclusive, I guess. Then… — Kyle Kinane Comedy Copy Share Image
I think I told my parents I wanted to be a writer, just so they'd kind of think I had some direction… — Kyle Kinane Classes Copy Share Image
What a great unifier getting scared is. Not in an actual threatening, real-world way, but getting scared from horror movies or haunted… — Kyle Kinane Fear Copy Share Image
The weight of the world isn't on their shoulders as much in Canada as opposed to America. Americans' perception of it is,… — Kyle Kinane Being nice Copy Share Image
I think the problems with comedians that are political, and there are some brilliant ones, are the ones that offer no solutions.… — Kyle Kinane About Copy Share Image
I am somehow allowed by the universe to do exactly what I want to do to make a living. — Kyle Kinane Allowed Copy Share Image
I try to stay away from calling people nerds or whatever, because I've got my own fetishes and interests. — Kyle Kinane Away Copy Share Image
When I lived in Chicago, I didn't like it. It's nice to visit. — Kyle Kinane Chicago Copy Share Image
I was raised Catholic in the Midwest, so I can't enjoy anything. — Kyle Kinane Anything Copy Share Image
Nobody mountain bikes anymore - or ever did - in comedy, so I have to go by myself. — Kyle Kinane Anymore Copy Share Image
Sometimes I realize halfway through a story, I'm like, 'Why would anyone care about this? It's uninteresting.' — Kyle Kinane About Copy Share Image
I'm not on this earth to be a goalie. I'm not here to stop somebody from accomplishing their goals. If you're not… — Kyle Kinane Accomplishment Copy Share Image
My theory on politics is no one really knows how it works, so I choose not to comment on stuff too outside… — Kyle Kinane Choose Copy Share Image
I'm hardly a known name, but I don't want to go, like, 'Oh, people call me a storyteller comedian, let me just… — Kyle Kinane About Copy Share Image
What is there to say about ChUC other than it's a comedy show done the right way in the right space. Fantastic… — Kyle Kinane Audience Copy Share Image
Comedy doesn't have to be loud and obnoxious and beat you over the head. It can be this really small detail that,… — Kyle Kinane Brain Copy Share Image
I like to challenge myself not to be negative, because it's easy to take comedy to a negative place and criticize the… — Kyle Kinane About Copy Share Image
I don't want to make it a hard, fast rule, but it's surprising how many 'fun for the whole family' acts are… — Kyle Kinane Acts Copy Share Image
How can you feel like an actual member of society casting a vote for a president when in a professional interview you… — Kyle Kinane Ceo Copy Share Image
