Brain Quote by Kyle Kinane

I try to stay away from calling people nerds or whatever, because I've got my own fetishes and interests.

— Kyle Kinane

The time that I have on this earth should just be filled with good times.

— Kyle Kinane

It's a Vietnamese soup that answers the question, 'What happens when a former child soldier pours hot rain water over fish nightmares.' It's delicious…

— Kyle Kinane

Sometimes I realize halfway through a story, I'm like, 'Why would anyone care about this? It's uninteresting.'

— Kyle Kinane

I was raised Catholic in the Midwest, so I cant enjoy anything.

— Kyle Kinane

In 2007, I had on-paper success. I got to go to that Aspen comedy festival, which was pretty exclusive, I guess. Then I did…

— Kyle Kinane

I still love a well-crafted joke. Twitter's been great for that.

— Kyle Kinane

What a great unifier getting scared is. Not in an actual threatening, real-world way, but getting scared from horror movies or haunted houses or…

— Kyle Kinane

The category I come closest to is 'lumberjack hipster.'

— Kyle Kinane

Sometimes your dreams come true, and it's a real drag.

— Kyle Kinane

I now get to have the life I wanted when I was 18 years old. Now, I'm like, 'I can buy any skateboard I…

— Kyle Kinane

I'm glad I'm a comedian. Otherwise, my life would just be a series of undocumented low points.

— Kyle Kinane