I now get to have the life I wanted when I was 18 years old. Now, I'm like, 'I can buy any… — Kyle Kinane Copy Share Image
I am somehow allowed by the universe to do exactly what I want to do to make a living. — Kyle Kinane Copy Share Image
I'm hardly a known name, but I don't want to go, like, 'Oh, people call me a storyteller comedian, let me just… — Kyle Kinane Copy Share Image
I don't want to make it a hard, fast rule, but it's surprising how many 'fun for the whole family' acts are… — Kyle Kinane Copy Share Image
I try to stay away from calling people nerds or whatever, because I've got my own fetishes and interests. — Kyle Kinane Copy Share Image
The time that I have on this earth should just be filled with good times. — Kyle Kinane Copy Share Image
It's a Vietnamese soup that answers the question, 'What happens when a former child soldier pours hot rain water over fish nightmares.' It's delicious… — Kyle Kinane Copy Share Image
Sometimes I realize halfway through a story, I'm like, 'Why would anyone care about this? It's uninteresting.' — Kyle Kinane Copy Share Image
In 2007, I had on-paper success. I got to go to that Aspen comedy festival, which was pretty exclusive, I guess. Then I did… — Kyle Kinane Copy Share Image
What a great unifier getting scared is. Not in an actual threatening, real-world way, but getting scared from horror movies or haunted houses or… — Kyle Kinane Copy Share Image
I now get to have the life I wanted when I was 18 years old. Now, I'm like, 'I can buy any skateboard I… — Kyle Kinane Copy Share Image
I'm glad I'm a comedian. Otherwise, my life would just be a series of undocumented low points. — Kyle Kinane Copy Share Image
