Comedian Quote by Kyle Kinane Download Open image “I'm glad I'm a comedian. Otherwise, my life would just be a series of undocumented low points.” — Kyle Kinane ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Comedian Glad Just Just be Life Low My life Otherwise Points Series Would
“I'm lucky I'm a comedian, 'cause otherwise my life would just be a series of undocumented low points.” — Kyle Kinane Copy Share Image
I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if I had never become a comedian. — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
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I try to stay away from calling people nerds or whatever, because I've got my own fetishes and interests. — Kyle Kinane Copy Share Image
The time that I have on this earth should just be filled with good times. — Kyle Kinane Copy Share Image
It's a Vietnamese soup that answers the question, 'What happens when a former child soldier pours hot rain water over fish nightmares.' It's delicious… — Kyle Kinane Copy Share Image
Sometimes I realize halfway through a story, I'm like, 'Why would anyone care about this? It's uninteresting.' — Kyle Kinane Copy Share Image
In 2007, I had on-paper success. I got to go to that Aspen comedy festival, which was pretty exclusive, I guess. Then I did… — Kyle Kinane Copy Share Image
What a great unifier getting scared is. Not in an actual threatening, real-world way, but getting scared from horror movies or haunted houses or… — Kyle Kinane Copy Share Image
I now get to have the life I wanted when I was 18 years old. Now, I'm like, 'I can buy any skateboard I… — Kyle Kinane Copy Share Image
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