Comedian Quote by Terry Jones Download Open image “You know, I've never thought of myself as a comedian.” — Terry Jones ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.6 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Comedian Know Myself Never Thought You
I never saw myself as a comedian. I saw myself as a guy who can act funny. — Charlie Day Copy Share Image
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The thing is, I was never really a comedian - a comedian would scoff at the notion of me as a comedian because I've… — Lil Dicky Copy Share Image
Saying We will destroy terrorism is about as meaningful as saying: We shall annihilate mockery. — Terry Jones Copy Share Image
We are, of course, now against any other group burning Qurans. We would right now ask no one to burn Qurans. We are absolutely… — Terry Jones Copy Share Image
I can direct things but I can't write. My memory is going, so I struggle for words. — Terry Jones Copy Share Image
Pinterest may have more travel intent data than any other site, so many people are pinning where they want to be. — Terry Jones Copy Share Image
We think of medieval England as being a place of unbelievable cruelty and darkness and superstition. We think of it as all being about… — Terry Jones Copy Share Image
I've got a soft spot for Theatr Colwyn because my granddad used to run the Colwyn amateur dramatic society in the 1930s. — Terry Jones Copy Share Image
No matter how much I struggle through life, I have my head up and positive attitude. — Terry Jones Copy Share Image
“The light of reason and civilization was virtually snuffed out by the Barbarian hordes who swarmed across Europe, annihilating everything the Romans had put… — Terry Jones Copy Share Image
I'd always thought that if Python was going to go on at all, it'd be nice to get into storylines. — Terry Jones Copy Share Image
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At one point when I was very young, when I was first starting out, I thought, 'Well, one day I'll be able to put… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
I like to turn up my collar when I'm leaving the theatre and feel like I'm some heroic comedian figure. — Frank Skinner Copy Share Image
The only difference between a comedian and someone else? We need to make people laugh more. — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
When a soldier of the night's watch dies they say, "And now his watch is over." That's what they say when a comedian dies.… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
My mom is two people to me. She's my mom number one, and then she's this lady most comedians know as being a legendary… — Pauly Shore Copy Share Image
I wouldn't mind gigging around the same era as Jesus, after he gives his speech about the meek and how blessed they are and… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
If someone doesn't like a comedian that's fine; a lot of people probably don't like my standup, and that's fine. But I think that… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
It's very rare that an older comedian sort of slips into an old-school clunker. You know, you don't hear too much of that anymore. — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
I was a kid, and I would watch standup comics do the 'Tonight Show,' and if Johnny Carson liked you, he'd wave you over… — Jo Koy Copy Share Image
Gary Greenberg is a thoughtful comedian and a cranky philosopher and a humble pest of a reporter, equal parts Woody Allen, Kierkegaard, and Columbo.… — Gideon Lewis-Kraus Copy Share Image
For me, comedians are like the epitome for everything great, and they terrify me. I just want to be them. I want to be… — Tatiana Maslany Copy Share Image
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