Humor Quote by Kieryn Nicolas

“If you’re screwing up and people aren't saying anything, that means they have given up.”

— Jim Graham

“And then I did the stupidest thing I’ve ever done. “They’re not here,” I said. I knew, as the words left my mouth, that…

— Kristen D. Randle

“Don't do anything stupid, they said. Well, it's now or never, I suppose, and stupidity and confidence run a fine line.”

— Rebecca Harris

“Me?...Stupid?” I fluttered my eyes innocently. “When have I ever done anything stupid?” “Don’t get me wrong, you’re the smartest person I know…” She…

— M.A. George

“A lot of your problem was in your head. You see yourself screwing up, it’s going to happen.”

— Joyce Maynard

“Did you ever do something and right after, you think, “Did that really happen?” Or you can’t even remember what happened? Hmmmmmmmm.”

— Art Hochberg

“I’m sorry!” I moaned. “Oh man, I messed up big time! How could I have been so stupid?”

— Dan Gutman

“Screwing up is hardly a major mistake. Sometimes your wrong choices bring you to the right places.”

— Shannon L. Alder

“Own your mistakes. Even when you’re in the process of screwing up.”

— Amber Hurdle

“I didn’t know what I thought, other than that nothing was easy anymore and no matter what I did, things got messed up.”

— Lauren Myracle

“Then again, maybe that’s the definition of being screwed up. That we’re so damaged that regardless of what the other person says they’ve done,…

— Victoria Scott

“If what you've done is stupid, but it works..then it really isn't all that stupid.”

— David Letterman