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“Help me out here, Jeremy," she said pleadingly. He gave her a look. "Why should I do that?" "Because once, nineteen years ago, you were wrong about him, too." Jeremy stared at her stoically. After a long pause, his face broke into a smile. "Aw, hell, you crazy kid, you knew I was gonna let you…” quote by Julie James — Download Open image

““Help me out here, Jeremy," she said pleadingly. He gave her a look. "Why should I do that?" "Because once, nineteen years ago, you were wrong about him, too." Jeremy stared at her stoically. After a long pause, his face broke into a smile. "Aw, hell, you crazy kid, you knew I was gonna let you in—I'm a sucker for this stuff.””

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