Humor Quote by Joss Stirling

“Zed and Sky had stayed behind and were chatting with Will, Sky sitting on Zed's knee as if nothing was going to get them…

— Joss Stirling

“I really, really like you, Sky. But if I don't stop now, your dad will kill me and that will be the end of…

— Joss Stirling

“Saul tapped his wife's obstinate chin. "Mrs. Benedict, you certainly are. You promised to obey." "That was thirty years ago! Before the wedding ceremony…

— Joss Stirling

“With kisses like that, I wish this was the Universe where you were my soulfinder.”

— Joss Stirling

“I'm a big boy. I can take it. You got into a fight. I'm also stupid.”

— Joss Stirling

“How am I going to help you?” “You are going to jump.” “Ha.” “You are.” “Have you done this before?” “Yeah, with fruit.” That…

— Joss Stirling

“I unbuttoned my white shirt and reknotted it under by breasts. I felt like one of those circus 'quick change' acts – ta-dah, no…

— Joss Stirling

“He[Crystal's father] had found my height amusing, referring to me as his "little girl" at every opportunity even though I could see the bald…

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“Oh my gosh, don’t you both look pretty!” We looked like rejects from the auditions for The Sound of Music. “I will have to…

— Joss Stirling

“I caught a glimpse of him thinking of the final combat in the movies, Harry versus Voldemort, Spider-Man versus the Green Goblin.”

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“How touching. I think I'm gonna throw up.”

— Joss Stirling

“Xav sprinkled olive oil on his lettuce. 'Lola was very particular that it all had to fit properly.' 'Lola?' squeaked Diamond. I wanted to…

— Joss Stirling