Best laid plans Quote by Jon Stewart

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry.

— Robert Burns

My room is so small, the mice are hunchbacked.

— Henny Youngman

When a building is about to fall down, all the mice desert it.

— Pliny the Elder

This is something that the nimblest standup comedians learn, over time, to handle gracefully. They'll go between prepared material, then they'll respond to what's…

— John Hodgman

“mice in the drawer to hand”

— Veronica Henry

Three blind mice walk into a pub. But they are unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

— Bill Bailey

“who'd found a whole bed of mice.”

— Carolyn Brown

Now I wanna remind everyone of the House of Mouse Rules: No smoking. No villainous schemes. And no guests eating other guests.

— Anonymous

Comedy has to be built carefully.

— Peter Bogdanovich

I wonder how they deal with mice at Disney World.

— Demetri Martin

“was so fundamental to creative work. Employees were spread out over four floors,”

— Ed Catmull

Mice? Fine. Flying mice? Not so fine.

— Lauren Oliver