Humor Quote by Jon Ronson

“What are you grinning for?' he asked the figure on the next branch. I CAN'T HELP IT, said Death. NOW WOULD YOU BE SO…

— Terry Pratchett

“I was trained to draw them to me. To find out what they were most ashamed of wanting, and to give it to them.”

— Kit Rocha

“And I knew then that there would be no telling me what he saw. I understand somehow that certain images, certain sounds, could not…

— Kate Morton

“They were talking about things that didn’t matter a fig, not with the huge yawning grief burning a hole in his chest because of…

— Eloisa James

“I'm sorry," he says. "What? Why?" "You're fixing everything I set down." He nods at my hands, which are readjusting the elephant. "It wasn't…

— Stephanie Perkins

“I wondered if this would be our battle. He would always fear that I would leave, and I was afraid his past would forever…

— Adriane Leigh

“ Maybe I'll just stand here for the half hour and pretend to be a statue. “You were given an order, sub,” he said…

— Cherise Sinclair

“You’re just a figment of my imagination. A fantasy?” “Yes.” He didn’t dare move. “Then why are you still wearing clothes?”

— Mina Khan

“I sat up then, looking at him appraisingly, knowing that was the moment I could stop everything if I wanted to. “Maybe you should…

— Monica Alexander

“He looked like a rabbit about to bolt. And it roused the most sadistic instincts inside me. I wanted to make him squirm. To…

— Shayla Mist

“What did you drop?" "Nothing. Stand aside, Empress." "So you were hiding." He set his jaw, and I noticed his face was freshly shaved.…

— Susan Dennard

“You ain’t no plastic doll, boy,” he growled, inches away from Rhys’s lips. “You just need to be handled right.”

— Amelia C. Gormley