Humor Quote by John Bytheway Download Open image ““Seriously--you've got TWENTY thingamabobs AND a snarfblat!”” — John Bytheway ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“Baboons, I observed. One with a big gun and the other with a big mouth, and both with alpha-sized, flaming pink asses.” — A.J. Aalto Copy Share Image
So I went down my local ice-cream shop, and said 'I want to buy an ice-cream'. He said Hundreds & thousands?' I said 'We'll… — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
“You're getting too old for a stuffed animal. So we traded your bear for a toaster.” — Philip C. Stead Copy Share Image
“There's more food in one bottle of beer, me lad, than twenty sandwiches.” — Roald Dahl Copy Share Image
“I put a row of toys on the bed. A brown-haired Barbie doll, then a Lego ambulance...then a gray Buckbeak the Hippogriff.” — Emily Barr Copy Share Image
“Manchee comes outta the bushes and sits down next to me cuz I’ve stopped right there in the middle of a trail. He looks… — Patrick Ness Copy Share Image
Life is going to hit you some line drives, and sometimes you'll have to think fast. However, it's better to think first than to… — John Bytheway Copy Share Image
Our world is drowning in a sea of self-centeredness. You can make yourself quite unique right away by leaving this ocean of selfishness and… — John Bytheway Copy Share Image
Curiosity, rationalization, and laziness are no match against courage, self-control, and mental toughness. — John Bytheway Copy Share Image
Expressions of affection, like putting your arm around someone's shoulder, holding hands, or giving a kiss good night, involve the principle of honesty. — John Bytheway Copy Share Image
Decide while you're young to keep the commandments of God, and you won't have to think fast, because before temptation even steps up to… — John Bytheway Copy Share Image
Sometimes you have to go through the wilderness before you get to the Promised Land. — John Bytheway Copy Share Image
Sometimes bad things happen to good people. We don't know the meaning of all things, but we know God loves His children! And because… — John Bytheway Copy Share Image
When we die, our spirits go to the spirit world, and our bodies return to the elements of the earth until the resurrection. — John Bytheway Copy Share Image
Every choice you make has a consequence, every one. It's mathematic. It cannot fail; it never fails. — John Bytheway Copy Share Image
I was never involved in any fights in high school. I'm glad I wasn't. I'm not very big, and I don't find great joy… — John Bytheway Copy Share Image
What the members of the Church need, more than anything else, are strong testimonies of Jesus Christ and the gospel He restored. They need… — John Bytheway Copy Share Image
We don’t LOVE our Grandmas because they look like super models. We love them because of WHO they are — John Bytheway Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
