Humor Quote by John Barth

“What you did tonight was clever,” Wit said. “You turned an attack into a promise. The wisest of men know that to render an…

— Brandon Sanderson

“The intelligent man quickly reaches reactionary conclusions. Today, however, the universal consensus of fools turns him into a coward. When they interrogate him in…

— Nicolás Gómez Dávila

“I always feel the greatest bliss when I recollect those I have caught in my snares, for they generally are insolent, and so self-conceited…

— Giacomo Casanova

“Better foolish and honest than clever and false.”

— Paula Brackston

“Stupidity is brief and guileless, while wit equivocates and hides. Wit is a scoundrel, while stupidity is honest and sincere.”

— Fyodor Dostoyevsky

“The truth offends foolish people because they are always too busy deceiving themselves. They think insults, slander, and vulgarity are intelligence, and believe rudeness,…

— De philosopher DJ Kyos

“I simply wish to offer my fart-helt apologies, sir, for you’re just an honest man doin’ your job, and I’m a dishonest lad doin’…

— Peter David

“A wise man always has something to say, whereas a fool always needs to say something.”

— Hazrat Ali Ibn Abu-Talib A.S

“A man carries within him the germ of his most exceptional action; and if we wise people make eminent fools of ourselves on any…

— George Eliot

“It is in just such stupid things clever people are most easily caught. The more cunning a man is, the less he suspects that…

— Fyodor Dostoyevsky

“A fool is made more of a fool, when their mouth is more open than their mind.”

— Anthony Liccione

Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool that follows it?

— Alec Guinness