Humor Quote by Joe Castle Download Open image ““Woo-hoo! This is gon' be a Turkey shoot!”” — Joe Castle ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“This is Village Of The Damned type stuff but with killer turkeys instead of freaky blonde kids. Oh my gosh! It's a killer turkey… — Louise Nicks Copy Share Image
“It's not like I invited you. Oh, and shotgun. I'm not sitting next to the turkey.” — H.M. Ward Copy Share Image
“It also makes my father right again. How will I ever soar with the eagles if I'm surrounded by turkeys?” — A.S. King Copy Share Image
“wounded turkey do? Hobble, hobble!) Now, some monkeys might do fine in the trees, but I prefer the dance floor of” — Allison Pittman Copy Share Image
“My business associate said, “OK, Jarod, let’s talk turkey.” And I said, “If you want to talk turkey, you’ll have to wait until Thanksgiving.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I don't even like turkey. It's dry and weird. And so leggy I feel like I'm dining on Rhonda Burchmore” — Chrissie Swan Copy Share Image
“Turkey Bacon. It's like saying "shoot" instead of "shit." It just doesn't quite carry the moment.” — George Takei Copy Share Image
“I still don’t have a turkey, Mason. It slid across the floor of the Piggly Wiggly and knocked over a tower of canned sweet… — Denise Grover Swank Copy Share Image
“That they can really haul is what most people don't know about wild turkeys.” — Marie-Helene Bertino Copy Share Image
“I yanked my arm out, and the cow looked back at me in disgust. And that’s when I realized that I no longer had… — Jenny Lawson Copy Share Image
“Yeah, but you got claws and shit. I've got nothin' other than my cock. What am I gonna do, turkey slap any eternal to… — Mark Alders Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
