After divorce Quote by Joan Rivers Download Open image “Half of all marriages end in divorce- and then there are the really unhappy ones.” — Joan Rivers ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.5 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare After divorce Aging Breakup Divorce Divorced Ends Funny divorce Half Happy divorce Insightful Marriage Marriage and divorce Marriage divorce Unhappy
It's scary that 50% of all marriages end in divorce...it's even scarier that the other 50% last forever. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is a sad fact that 50 percent of marriages in this country end in divorce. But hey, the other half end in death.… — Richard Jeni Copy Share Image
A hundred percent of marriages end in divorce, disappearance or death. — Steve Aylett Copy Share Image
Those who divorce aren't necessarily the most unhappy, just those neatly able to believe their misery is caused by one other person. — Alain de Botton Copy Share Image
Fifty per cent of all marriages end in divorce. But look at the bright side: the other 50 per cent end in death. — Richard Jeni Copy Share Image
I wouldn't be surprised if many marriages end in divorce largely because one or both partners are running from their own revealed weaknesses as… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When people divorce, it's always such a tragedy. At the same time, if people stay together it can be even worse. — Monica Bellucci Copy Share Image
People struggle in marriages and more than 55% of people get divorced. — Molly Shannon Copy Share Image
All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble. — Raymond Hull Copy Share Image
Some people may long for an era when divorce was still hard to come by. The spread of no-fault divorce has reduced the bargaining… — Stephanie Coontz Copy Share Image
I don't know, one out of every two marriages ends up in divorce so there's a lot of great people out there who people… — Mark Ruffalo Copy Share Image
I didn't want to do 'Fashion Police' because I thought, 'This is stupid, this is beneath me, who wants to talk about fashion?' It… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
I was getting dressed and a peeping tom looked in the window, took a look and pulled down the shade. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
All my way through college, I worked my way as a window dresser for Lord & Taylor, so I always liked fashion. I always… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
Everyone thinks Angelina Jolie was the first celebrity baby hoarder, but she wasn't. Before Angelina there was Mia Farrow. Mia had an entire farm… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
I have no sex appeal, which kills me. The only way I can ever hear heavy breathing from my husband's side of the bed… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
If you hate something, you hate it, and if you like something or somebody, you like it, but tell the truth. And most celebrities… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
I know now that everybody in the arts is forever a beginner. Experience counts for a great deal and very little. Every night onstage… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
My breasts are so low now I can have a mammogram and a pedicure at the same time. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
I love Vines. You make this 6.4-second drama, and you can reach 6 million viewer, and make people laugh. I find it so fabulous. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
I can't get divorced because I'm a Catholic. Catholics don't get divorced. They stay together through anger and hatred and festering misery, just like… — Lenny Clarke Copy Share Image
Love after divorce is all about showing and sharing with my son what is good and right in life! — David Gray Copy Share Image
Many a woman would get a divorce if she could do it without making her husband happy. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
A society's apprehensiveness about divorce is an expression of its fear of change and of its resulting desire that personality remain unvarying. — Elsie Clews Parsons Copy Share Image
There are four stages to marriage. First there's the affair, then there's the marriage, then children, and finally the fourth stage, without which you… — Norman Mailer Copy Share Image
I find to my astonishment that an unhappy marriage goes on being unhappy when it is over. — Rebecca West Copy Share Image
The happiest time of anyone's life is just after the first divorce. — John Kenneth Galbraith Copy Share Image
The worst problems for children stem from parental conflict, before, during, and after divorce or within marriage. — Stephanie Coontz Copy Share Image