I can't get divorced because I'm a Catholic. Catholics don't get divorced. They stay together through anger and hatred and festering misery,… — Lenny Clarke Copy Share Image
I should have known something was wrong with my first wife. When I brought her home to meet my parents, they approved… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Its easier to get a divorce than pass the driving test. Now its just a basic form-filling exercise. — Paul Coleridge Copy Share Image
There are four stages to marriage. First there's the affair, then there's the marriage, then children, and finally the fourth stage, without… — Norman Mailer Copy Share Image
The happiest time of anyone's life is just after the first divorce. — John Kenneth Galbraith Copy Share Image
Half of all marriages end in divorce- and then there are the really unhappy ones. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
Workaholicism is such a tough addiction to get over. I had to divorce my wife because she was an enabler. — Dave Mordal Copy Share Image
Divorce sucks. Let me tell you, after five years of marriage, it is devastating to have the person with the good credit… — Rich Vos Copy Share Image
You know, Elizabeth Taylor must be in Heaven going, 'Alright, fire two honey!' — Dana Carvey Copy Share Image
Marriage isn't all that it's cracked up to be. Let me tell you, honestly. Marriage is probably the chief cause of divorce. — Larry Gelbart Copy Share Image
For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Conrad Hilton was very generous in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5,000 Gideon Bibles. — Zsa Zsa Gabor Copy Share Image
