Divorce Quote by Zsa Zsa Gabor Download Open image “My husband taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.” — Zsa Zsa Gabor ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Divorce Divorce House Divorce lawyers Funny Funny divorce Hilarious short Home House Housekeeping Housekeeping Divorce Humorous Husband Taught Inspiration Life Marriage Taught Taught Housekeeping Witty
I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house. — Zsa Zsa Gabo Copy Share Image
I was always a good housekeeper. Whenever I divorced I always kept the house. — Zsa Zsa Gabor Copy Share Image
All my wives were great housekeepers. After every divorce, they kept the house. — Willie Pep Copy Share Image
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house. — Zsa Zsa Gabor Copy Share Image
I'm a housewife: I spend far more time on housework than anything else. — Annie Dillard Copy Share Image
“The part of me that enjoys housekeeping and the comforts it provides is central to my character. Until now, I have almost entirely concealed… — Cheryl Mendelson Copy Share Image
Who says that I am a bad house keeper, I kept all the houses of my ex-husbands. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have been housekeeping for 31 years and I learned something new on every page! — Deniece Schofield Copy Share Image
A certain amount of housekeeping also goes on in my poems. I wash doorknobs, do dishes, mop floors, patch carpets, cook. — Jane Hirshfield Copy Share Image
I deserve attention not because of any talent, but just because of who I am. — Zsa Zsa Gabor Copy Share Image
Parisian men make love all day and have no time to work; American men work all day and have no time for love. — Zsa Zsa Gabor Copy Share Image
Being jealous of a beautiful woman is not going to make you more beautiful. — Zsa Zsa Gabor Copy Share Image
I don't accept gifts from perfect strangers - but then, nobody's perfect. — Zsa Zsa Gabor Copy Share Image
You must be independent and able to do for yourself. Then you do not have to marry a rich man; you can marry a… — Zsa Zsa Gabor Copy Share Image
We were both in love with him. I fell out of love with him, but he didn't. — Zsa Zsa Gabor Copy Share Image
I believe in large families: every woman should have at least three husbands. — Zsa Zsa Gabor Copy Share Image
It's not hard to find a new husband, but someone who is, for an example, a good bridge partner for you comes along once… — Zsa Zsa Gabor Copy Share Image
Every woman I have ever loved has left her print upon me, where I loved some invaluable piece of myself apart from me-so different… — Audre Lorde Copy Share Image
I had a pretty public divorce. They're not easy - divorces - and it took me a long time to really get through. — Nas Copy Share Image
Divorce isn't such a tragedy. A tragedy's staying in an unhappy marriage, teaching your children the wrong things about love. Nobody ever died of… — Jennifer Weiner Copy Share Image
If I told my wife I was going to become a manager she'd say 'sign this then. Don't worry it's only a divorce. Au… — David Ginola Copy Share Image
It is a sad fact that 50 percent of marriages in this country end in divorce. But hey, the other half end in death.… — Richard Jeni Copy Share Image
“Jesus and Paul knew the Old Testament completely. Their comments about divorce were meant to add to, not replace or change, what was already… — Caroline Abbott Copy Share Image
Everyone knows that when you go through a divorce, it's a really difficult time for both parties and you've all - you believe, you… — Heather Mills Copy Share Image
Those who divorce aren't necessarily the most unhappy, just those neatly able to believe their misery is caused by one other person. — Alain de Botton Copy Share Image
I've been through hell. It's hard to think you have this life, and then all of a sudden - was it a lie? You're… — Elin Nordegren Copy Share Image
Divorce is so common and accepted in America that beating myself up over it may sound ridiculous. But I was raised to believe that… — Trisha Yearwood Copy Share Image
“Separation isn’t time or distance it’s the bridge between us finer than silk thread sharper than swords” — Nazım Hikmet Copy Share Image
“It’s a fallacy that this generation does not know how to love as its predecessor did. Truth of the matter is, modern love is… — Lebo Grand Copy Share Image
