The happiest time of anyone's life is just after the first divorce. — John Kenneth Galbraith Copy Share Image
Did you hear about the woman who sent out 40,000 Valentine Cards doused in perfume and signed, "Guess Who?" She's a divorce lawyer. — Robert Orben Copy Share Image
Divorce lawyers stoke anger and fear in their clients, knowing that as long as the conflicts remain unresolved the revenue stream will… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
“The truth was, the more he got portrayed as an unprincipled, ruthless prick, the more clients flocked to him. Because when it… — Michael Crichton Copy Share Image
Divorce is simply modern society's version of medieval torture. Except it lasts longer and leaves deeper scars. A divorce releases the most… — William Shatner Copy Share Image
America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan - Go for the Gold. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
