Funny Quote by Zsa Zsa Gabor Download Open image “I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.” — Zsa Zsa Gabor ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny House Time
I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house. — Zsa Zsa Gabo Copy Share Image
I was always a good housekeeper. Whenever I divorced I always kept the house. — Zsa Zsa Gabor Copy Share Image
All my wives were great housekeepers. After every divorce, they kept the house. — Willie Pep Copy Share Image
Who says that I am a bad house keeper, I kept all the houses of my ex-husbands. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My mother said it was simple to keep a man, you must be a maid in the living room, a cook in the kitchen… — Jerry Hall Copy Share Image
I'm a neat freak. I find I work best when I feel organised and together, and as I work from home, that means my… — Ella Woodward Copy Share Image
I'm surrounded by people who care about me and love me. I have a great job. I have wonderful roommates who take care of… — Evangeline Lilly Copy Share Image
I deserve attention not because of any talent, but just because of who I am. — Zsa Zsa Gabor Copy Share Image
Parisian men make love all day and have no time to work; American men work all day and have no time for love. — Zsa Zsa Gabor Copy Share Image
Being jealous of a beautiful woman is not going to make you more beautiful. — Zsa Zsa Gabor Copy Share Image
I don't accept gifts from perfect strangers - but then, nobody's perfect. — Zsa Zsa Gabor Copy Share Image
You must be independent and able to do for yourself. Then you do not have to marry a rich man; you can marry a… — Zsa Zsa Gabor Copy Share Image
We were both in love with him. I fell out of love with him, but he didn't. — Zsa Zsa Gabor Copy Share Image
I believe in large families: every woman should have at least three husbands. — Zsa Zsa Gabor Copy Share Image
It's not hard to find a new husband, but someone who is, for an example, a good bridge partner for you comes along once… — Zsa Zsa Gabor Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
