Marriage isn't all that it's cracked up to be. Let me tell you, honestly. Marriage is probably the chief cause of divorce. — Larry Gelbart Copy Share Image
I think the greatest imagination we can exercise is one that imagines how someone else feels. Because you know how you feel, but so… — Larry Gelbart Copy Share Image
I am on sort of a diet in terms of the Internet. It's the sheer quantity. It's the Niagara of opinion, of information. It's… — Larry Gelbart Copy Share Image
A war is like when it rains in New York and everybody crowds into doorways. They all get chummy together perfect strangers. The only… — Larry Gelbart Copy Share Image
The subtle differences in language and humor that get lost in translation, for example, make it almost impossible for big companies to do something… — Larry Gelbart Copy Share Image
Today's audience knows more about what's on television than what's in life. — Larry Gelbart Copy Share Image
I don't think you can name a good picture where the production or the possible promotion isn't "cast-contingent." That means the film needs not… — Larry Gelbart Copy Share Image
I write what I write and I honestly don't care if it gets on or not. I'm writing to see if I can find… — Larry Gelbart Copy Share Image
I think technology is such that we can reach new heights but we need some of the basics of the pre-technological age. It's counter-productive… — Larry Gelbart Copy Share Image
I never watched Friends, maybe because it was written by people straight out of college…The only way to avoid age discrimination in Hollywood is… — Larry Gelbart Copy Share Image
Reality television is less honest than YouTube. YouTube is the real reality. — Larry Gelbart Copy Share Image
I refuse to do anything easy. I'm writing for the smartest person out there. I'm not equating myself with the smartest person out there,… — Larry Gelbart Copy Share Image
You can write something that has continuity, but it makes happy endings all the more ridiculous. — Larry Gelbart Copy Share Image
