Funny Quote by Larry Gelbart

“there was no way that weapon of mass destruction was going to work its way inside my body.”

— Jay Crownover

The biggest weapon of mass destruction in history is the AK-47, not Iranian nuclear weapons.

— Guy Lawson

“the Internet, among its many, many virtues, is also a weapon of mass destruction.”

— Ted Koppel

Fear is a weapon of mass destruction.

— Dennis Kucinich

Well, the next attack in the United States will be larger than 9/11. And there's no doubt that if they have a weapon of…

— Michael Scheuer

I'm the ultimate Weapon Of Mass Distraction.

— Anonymous

On the justification for the war, it wasn't related to finding any particular weapon of mass destruction.

— Stephen Harper

“Love is the weapon of mass illumination.”

— teZa Lord

“I thought if I loved you enough I could change you. I was so stupid.”

— Steven Ramirez

If I love you, is that a fact or a weapon?

— Margaret Atwood

“September put her hand on the grip of the Rivet Gun. She’d only just gotten it, and she’d promised to take copious notes for…

— Catherynne M. Valente

Any weapon is a good weapon as long as ye can use it with honor and skill.

— Brian Jacques