Hours Quote by Jim Gaffigan Download Open image “Raising kids may be a thankless job with ridiculous hours, but at least the pay sucks.” — Jim Gaffigan ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Hours Jobs Kids May Pay Raising kids Ridiculous Thankless
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