Hours Quotes by Woody Allen

I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot

— Woody Allen

What is it about death that bothers me? Probably the hours.

— Woody Allen

The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.

— Woody Allen

What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.

— Woody Allen

Well, if I don't get at least 16 hours, I'm a basket case.

— Woody Allen

Have you ever taken a serious political stand on anything? Yeah. Sure. For twenty-four hours once I refused to eat grapes.

— Woody Allen

The artist can't give you an answer that's satisfying to the dreadful reality of your existence. So the best you can do…

— Woody Allen

Film is more of novelty, because I've done so much theater over many years. I'm in love with making movies. Also, I…

— Woody Allen

I should go to Paris and jump off of the Eiffel Tower. If I took the Concorde, I could be dead three…

— Woody Allen

I’m going to kill myself. I should go to Paris and jump off the Eiffel Tower. I’ll be dead. you know, in…

— Woody Allen

Gauguin flew into a frenzy! He held my head under the X-ray machine for ten straight minutes and for several hours after…

— Woody Allen

I said this to my daughter, if you don't practice the guitar, when you get older you wouldn't be able to play…

— Woody Allen

I would not like to live in the past because you don't get anesthetic when you go to the dentist. You don't…

— Woody Allen

I feel that humor, just like Fred Astaire dance numbers or these lightweight musicals, gives you a little oasis. You are in…

— Woody Allen